Only in Japan

Ahhh. The commute to work. I am still amazed not only that all those bodies got in, but all the luggage!
Nothing to wakes you up better than a briefcase digging into you from the front and the back. (0_0!)
Nothing starts your day when the person squished against you obviously had dinner at "Ninniku Ya" (a famous garlic restaurant) along with lots of imo shochu! (*-*;)
あああ。通勤時間。よくもあんなに体がはいったものだ、しかも荷物まで！朝起きには前と後ろから鞄がねじ込まれるのは効くね。あとは隣の人は前の晩、ニンニク屋で夕食と芋焼酎を飲んだ時にうは。。。。
You also have to be careful where you have your hands1 (^^) Upsetting to have to sit in the Police Box trying to explain that you were not taking liberties with the gal in front of you! It was the other guy!
NO ONE would beleive me if I say, "I'm the VICTIM!!!) (0-0?) Miracles do happen you know....
それから手の置き場所に要注意！あとで交番で何で前に居た彼女に触れたかの説明はやだね。
”俺が被害者なんだ！”なんて誰も信じないだろう。まーたまに奇跡もあるが。。。




No need to call the SPCA. According to Japanese Laws covering animals, the monkeys work only two hours a day in rotating shifts. According to the story the owner brought them along to the pub and the monkeys picked up on the work on their own. Well they beat some of the waiters/waitresses in Hawaii, that's for sure!
動物保護団体に連絡は無用。日本の法律に元付いて猿達は一日二時間勤務。店主によれな猿達は自然に仕事を覚えたとか。まーハワイのウェイターよりましだね。